“After extensive review of our reports to High Command, it has been deemed that we are to include into our efforts a Dark Ranger ‘minder’. She will be present during our formal functions and make certain that our reports back to High Command bare total accuracy.
I am however convinced that this addition to our efforts was sent after extensive efforts by a rival Commander who has long feuded with our unit. The gears of High Command are turning, and so we shall respectfully obey it’s will. -U“