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Royal Apothecary Society
To My Dearest Festersmith Plaguewrath, Royal Apothecary Society;
Greetings my beloved little pustule. I’ve got good news, bad news, and more good news for you! The good news is that Lordaeron is getting some allied help from our breather friends from Eversong and Kalimdor! It’s so nice when they come to visit, and even better when they leave a swathe of new recruits to join in our cause! The bad news is that they ARE metabolically active, so the scuttlebutt from High Command is that you’re going to need to move non-standard arcano-alchemical weapons research and production from your current site to the Sludgefields for the next few months. I know that it’s a setback what with all the work you’re putting in to get that ‘special surprise’ ready for Noblegarden, but what can we do? The peerage and the new government want us to make for good friends. The final good news is that I managed to find a bottle of that lotion you like to ease the desiccations of the skin on your darling little buboes! I miss you my dearest pus puddle snuggle wuggle!
P.S. Have you seen Juicy-Woucy? He does such charming finger
painter for an abomination.