Form – 965.8975D – Informal Communications

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Form 965.8975D
Informal Communications
Royal Apothecary Society

To My Dearest Festersmith Plaguewrath, Royal Apothecary Society; 

Greetings my beloved little pustule. I’ve got good news, bad news, and more good news for you! The good news is that Lordaeron is getting some allied help from our breather friends from Eversong and Kalimdor! It’s so nice when they come to visit, and even better when they leave a swathe of new recruits to join in our cause! The bad news is that they ARE metabolically active, so the scuttlebutt from High Command is that you’re going to need to move non-standard arcano-alchemical weapons research and production from your current site to the Sludgefields for the next few months. I know that it’s a setback what with all the work you’re putting in to get that ‘special surprise’ ready for Noblegarden, but what can we do? The peerage and the new government want us to make for good friends. The final good news is that I managed to find a bottle of that lotion you like to ease the desiccations of the skin on your darling little buboes! I miss you my dearest pus puddle snuggle wuggle! 



P.S. Have you seen Juicy-Woucy? He does such charming finger 

painter for an abomination.

STORMWINDIAN DOMESTIC UNREST INTELLIGENCE DOSSIER

The following document arrives through whatever method best accommodates the safe delivery of classified documents to suit your character needs. The document is magically sealed, with arcane warding against tampering or manipulation baring a Lordaeron wax seal. Only the character who this document is intended can open the classified report. Should there be tampering, or others attempting to open the document the paperwork within is simple blank grey vellum.

This document is sent only to landed Forsaken nobles of Lordaeron, 1 document per household.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/192SAsU1tKGEuoimUBO0AtZ22bsmgMSSjnr3WW6lEaqM/edit?usp=sharing

Ashara Deployment In Defense Of The Horde – Homefront RP Campaign

“Like previous campaigns, there was a fall in before the barracks in Org, with a speech and blessings before the troops deployed to address a concern facing all of the Horde.”

“As is tradition, before the deployment there is a military parade through Org.”

“Our rank and file take great pride in demonstrating discipline and focus during such marches. Our marching formations are a point of pride.”

Alliance & Horde Summit

“As one would expect, diplomatic efforts between the Alliance and Horde was an utter failure. On this occasion the Alliance called for a meeting to address the warrants the Forsaken have issued against criminals within the borders of Lordaeron.”

Notice of Detainment: Sir Gideon Northgate

Notice of Detainment
To whom it may concern, the government of Lordaeron wishes to inform you of the detainment of Sir Gideon Northgate, Knight and Mayor of Stormwind. Sir Gideon (Northgate) was apprehended in the act of trespassing outside of a people’s defense militia social gathering. He was detected while in a combat-form and was then directed into the militia unit’s canteen for cursory questioning to identify his intentions. Inconsistent, and/or implausible stories between Sir Gideon (Northgate) and an Alliance affiliated attendee who was authorized to be present mandated further questioning of Sir Gideon’s (Northgate) reasons for hiding on the exterior of the building.

Eventually a local commander raised the issues of SI:7 infiltration, and potential Scarlet Fanatic cooperation (it should be noted that both of these are currently serious areas of concern for the defensive forces in the region of Silverpine where the apprehension transpired). As the people of Lordaeron value due process, the suspect was detained in order to ensure his own safety and to permit further questioning. One of the Ebon Blade Knights, in specific the one Sir Gideon (Northgate) claimed to be ‘checking up on’ opted to enter Lordaeronian custody rather than abandon his associate. Both were taken to a Secure Undisclosed Location for additional interrogation. Both remain in good health and have been supplied with quality sustenance by faction neutral parties.

Neither is in sufficient legal jeopardy to face punitive conversion of metabolic state, or termination of sentience. Additional fines, penalties, or sentencing may arise as our investigation continues. Please convey all correspondences to the detainees to the Lordaeronian Bureau of Justice and State Security Enforcement to permit their delivery to these two guests of Lordaeron.

The People Of Lordaeron thank you for your time,
Lordaeronian Bureau of Justice and State Security Enforcement

Trouble Stirs At Home

“Did you hear something?”

Concerning reports and alarms have been filtered back to Forsaken High Command citing hostile forces in the Glades. A number of Deathguard are dead in their wake.