“A bit of blood sport was called for, and so some of the shovel heads were sent off to test their skills against live hostile targets…”
“After extensive review of our reports to High Command, it has been deemed that we are to include into our efforts a Dark Ranger ‘minder’. She will be present during our formal functions and make certain that our reports back to High Command bare total accuracy.
I am however convinced that this addition to our efforts was sent after extensive efforts by a rival Commander who has long feuded with our unit. The gears of High Command are turning, and so we shall respectfully obey it’s will. -U“
“The fourth annual Tournament of Thorns was well attended and provided the Horde a much needed distraction.”
(OOC: Happy 4 year anniversary UCN!)
“As the year comes to a close, there is a need for a return to some sense of community. The Horde has suffered greatly in the past few years, and small community sparring events such as the one that took place this evening serve to fortify our resolve. -U”
“The rotters in High Command have a twisted sense of humor. For yet another year the observation of Winter’s Veil has been passed down to us via High Command as a mandatory celebration. The mentality behind such an order is simple – remind us that we are to jump when told. The typical spin is that the parties and festive interactions boost morale, and that low morale troops are subject to recycle. And so like every year, we host a small awkward holiday party and exchange gifts. -U”